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Friday, 26 May 2017
Death of a Groundhog
It is with sadness that I report that the Beaker Earless Bunny, aka the Groundhog, has passed to the pastures where the grass is juicy and t...
Service of Celebrity Non-Apology
Archdruid: Please remove your tin hat. This is a holy place. Rufus Hound : But I'm a freethinking hipster actor-comedian with more fol...
Thursday, 25 May 2017
Failed Church Advertising Slogans
God hates you - Go to Church and he won't. Headache? Tense, nervous headache? Light a tea light. £5 will pay for a stone in the wall o...
If St John the Evangelist Had Been on an Effective Writing Course
Thank you to Burton for this morning's reading of John 16: 16-20 "if John had been on an Effective Writing Course." I'm i...
Tuesday, 23 May 2017
Hearts on Fire
Apologies to the group of newcomers who turned up to this lunchtime's service and were clearly disappointed. Obviously a problem with s...
Sunday, 21 May 2017
An Unknown God
Paul stood in front of the Areopagus and said, ‘Athenians, I see how extremely religious you are in every way. For as I went through the ci...
Thursday, 18 May 2017
Fear of Hell Fire
I was just thinking back to the days before I became a Christian. Now, it's a recorded fact of parish history that my family were Extr...
Wednesday, 17 May 2017
Politicians Who Have Been Treated Nearly as Unfairly as Donald Trump
Since nobody has suffered worse than Donn y, how about the people who got close... Abraham Lincoln Sir Thomas More Nelson Mandela Aun...
All Religions and Nones
Looking at the rise of the " nones " - those of no religion - and seeing a real marketing - sorry, mission - opportunity. I susp...
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