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Sunday, 26 March 2017
New SI Unit Definition: Nanosecond
The time between a peaceful march starting, and someone on Twitter complaining the BBC are ignoring it.
Saturday, 25 March 2017
Mothering Sunday - Urgent Update
We've gone through tomorrow's special "Not Offending Anybody on Mothering Sunday" service to ensure it can't cause off...
Thursday, 23 March 2017
View from Westminster Bridge Burton Dasset went to work in London today. Same as he always does. Queued up at Flitwick same as he always...
Wednesday, 22 March 2017
The Most Useless Battle Ever
"In March 1889, an Imperial German naval force entered a village on Samoa, and in doing so destroyed some American property. Three Amer...
Tuesday, 21 March 2017
Lament for the Loss of Free Coffee in Waitrose
Our hearts are sorrowful within us And our spirits fail. For Waitrose want us to buy something Before they give us a cup of coffee. ...
The War on Easter
Can all Beaker Folk please note that today is the first day of "Eggmas." It should have been the Spring Eggwinox same as normal, b...
Monday, 20 March 2017
Church SWOT Analysis
So the consultants were really very keen I focussed on their SWOT analysis. You know the idea? You list out all the Strengths, Weaknesses...
Sunday, 19 March 2017
Excitement as we hear that among the list of candidates for the Bishop of Llandaff are possibly some Welsh people. Now, we have no strict op...
Saturday, 18 March 2017
The Woman at the Well - What do Pretty Girls Do?
( John 4:5-42 ) Two people out of place. The respectable Jewish preacher - in a Samaritan town. Enemy territory. Where the Pax Romana...
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